My new Bitcoin wallet is going to be called: Magic Carpet Ride!

It's going to use the song from Stephen Wolf.

After gaining your trust and doing everything right we rug-pull your funds and convert them to paper wallets and post them on various subways.

We never directly steal your funds!

We also have a great EULA so that you click through it and agree to all of our nonsense.

Eventually we find you and we give you the funds of someone else. A random schmuck like you. This process round robins. We also but you drinks and we party a lot. A Lot.